once
upon a time...
by Christian Schmidt-Rasmussen
Once upon a time there was a farmer who had a duck. He called the
duck Hans. He was very found of Hans. One day the farmer had to fill
out his tax form, and it was very difficult. The first time he crumple
up his tax form and threw it in the bin, Hans said; "Rap, Rap, Rap",
The farmer jumped up and screamed; "Hans ! Don't you fuckin' laugh
at me you Fuckin Dick Duck !!" and slapped it right in the face. Hans
just stood there and looked like a Duck as she used to. The second
time the farmer crumpled up his tax form and threw it in the bin,
Hans said; "Rap Rap Rap", "Aargh !!" The farmer screamed and made
Hans fly through the room with a well directed kick. Hans hit the
Cuckoo Clock which immediately started accompanied with the farmer
senselessly screaming; "Next time you laugh at me Hans, I'll decapitate
you !!! Hans just stood there looking like a Duck which had been slammed
into a cuckoo clock. The third time the farmer crumpled up his tax
form and threw it in the bin, Hans said; "Rap Rap Rap". Pale in the
face from senseless fury, the farmer Grabbed his axe and decapitated
Hans, with one blood spraying slash. When the fury had drifted away,
the farmer sat down at the chopping block and asked while he bobbed;
"Hans, Hans, why couldn't you refrain from laughing at me, Hans, you
knew how hot-headed I am ?" |
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